Bernie Sanders getting ready for a presidential run: Kennedy

Good news commies, Bernie Sanders is running for president! How do I know? Because the angel of economic death has pooped out some meaningless proposal that guarantees the federal government will not only give you a job, you'll also get benefits, at least $15 an hour and you can never be fired, just like every other government job.

What's the first thing a rational person asks when you hear something that's too bad to be true? Exactly, how are you gonna pay for it? Don't know, doesn't matter! There is no cost estimate or funding mechanism, but all Sanders needs is some giveaway traction until November 2020.

He's not alone, as two other ambitious and condescending presidential hopefuls are also dipping their toes in the river styx, hell bent on training for the free crap Olympics so they can buy other people's dumb votes with your smart money.

Kirsten Gillibrand and Cory booker also have jobs plans, but no plans for the private sector to create jobs, which is what happens when the economy grows and people fill holes in the marketplace with their unique talents.

Who decides where these great, free jobs come from and who gets them? The unholy alliance of government and corporations, cronyism manifested, and as soon as these phony do-gooders start playing god with the job market, the economy will be on a highway to hell and there are no shovel-ready jobs to build an exit.