From the Inbox: Most Annoying Work E-mails

This week I learned more than I needed to know about the Petraeus affair, Elmo’s situation and how to prepare for Thanksgiving. Check out my favorite 'Small Business Tweets of the Week'.

@MichaelTNoll

I know #blackFriday is a big deal but if you want to help out your community and economy support and plan to buy on #smallbusinesssaturday

@crazyGFprobz

if you don't say you're thankful for me when we go around the table on #thanksgiving I'm breaking up with you. #crazygfproblem

@Merrillmarkoe

There's discussion that 'Fiscal cliff' should be "Debtpocalypse" or "Debtmagedden".I say dress it up for the season and call it Debtmas?.

@USDAFoodSafety

Stuffing a #turkey the night before isn’t a timesaver; it’s dangerous! Stuff just before cooking: http://ow.ly/fhEq3  #Thanksgiving

@lacymyshoes

Never take anything for granted...it could be taken from you in an instant #twinkies

@robdelaney

BREAKING: Michael Moore & Rush Limbaugh forge alliance to bail out Hostess.

@ConanOBrien

Somewhere, in the offices of a smalltown newspaper, a young columnist excitedly types the name “General Betray-us,” thinking he’s first.

@InjusticeFacts

Of the 100 largest economies in the world, 51 are corporations; only 49 are countries.

@jimmyfallon - The president of Microsoft Windows is stepping down after 23 years. His resignation letter just said “Control-Alt-Delete.” #fallonmono

‏@chrisguillebeau

From the Inbox: "Your time is greatly valued. Please answer these 18 questions."

‏@allisonsilvermn

Truly shocked by the disturbing implications of the Petraeus/Allen scandal. There's such a thing as "a Tampa socialite"?

‏@om

In an act of defiance with myself, I just archived my entire mail folder and somehow feel liberated from the past. #winning

‏@om

Can we please stop saying - mobile is changing everything. Incase you didn't notice it already did & now it is a default state. #rant

‏@ChrisFranjola

Oh no! I just got an e-mail from General Petraeus.

@deluxecorp

What is the average loss for a business from payments fraud in 2011? $19,200!

@ctwordsmith

#smbmagnet. Rich, relevant website key to enhancing Google organic search results. Don't forget to be mobile-friendly!

@JimKukral

I repeat. If you don't allow me to unsubscribe with one click, you get the spam flag. #nopatience

@graywolf

Is there a Foursquare badge for having a FEMA inspector visit your house?

@DaveKerpen

When it comes to the relationship between you and your customers, any deviation from the truth can irrevocably erode valuable trust.

@sbellelauren

having a 2 party system is awful we should have lots of parties you know like party all the time

@derekhunter

if unions drive Hostess out of business the current crop of Twinkies will only remain edible for the next 2000 years.

@MilkenInstitute

Lapsley: Our recent finding show that 82% of business leaders find it harder to business in #CA #CASummit #Economy

@pkedrosky

If China is most entrepreneurial country in world, then Lagos is most entrepreneurial city. You see how logic breaks down.

@unmarketing

You can't treat your customers well if you treat your employees poorly.

@ConanOBrien

Still no responses to my Craigslist ad: “Hot Biographer Needed.”

@JenKirkman

So......I guess we all are supposed to be cool with the fact that "Unsubscribe" doesn't mean anything anymore?

@bespokeinvest

If market continues at this rate of decline since election day, we'll be down about 40% by the end of year Fiscal Cliff deadline.

@elisefoley

Pelosi on pandas: "They're adorable." #news