Did you see your CPAAAAAAY this week?! And @Thegooglefactz offers a way to de-stress by asking yourself one question. That and more in this week’s LOL-inducing, insightful and character-limited words of wisdom that helped me run my business last week.
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The Pulitzers really aren't keeping up with journalism today, either. Where the Best Aggregation category? Best Listicle? Best Quiz? :)
— Danny Sullivan (@dannysullivan) April 14, 2014
If you’re not passionate about it, why are you doing it? #startup
— Christine Perkett (@missusP) April 15, 2014
A little ironic when a PR firm has a SEO agency comment spamming for them.
— Lee Odden (@leeodden) April 15, 2014
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I love when I learn something new. I hate when it wastes a lot of my time learning it.
— Chris Brogan (@chrisbrogan) April 15, 2014
— Mashable (@mashable) April 15, 2014
Google Glass is on sale today. They're like regular glasses except you can see the internet and not all the people pointing and laughing
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) April 15, 2014
I am Pass-hung-over. No wonder Moses and company wandered the desert for 40 years. Absurd amounts of wine don’t make for a great GPS.
— Jack Moore (@JackPMoore) April 15, 2014
AM radio host discussing Google Glass: “This is dangerous stuff, folks. What if you could detonate a bomb just by blinking?”
— Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) April 15, 2014
WTF?! I cant believe I woke up to Snow (again) !
— Barry Ritholtz (@ritholtz) April 16, 2014
...and in the future, "you'll be haunted by one... burning... question..." pic.twitter.com/cDXvZ4yzLW
— Seriouspony (@seriouspony) April 15, 2014
Twitter for Android tip: Want to follow someone u had no intention of following? Move finger 1/8 inch to the right while reading a tweet.
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) April 16, 2014
There are so many independent cloud storage services today. Sure seems like massive consolidation is in the cards.
— Ed Bott (@edbott) April 17, 2014
Extra-long Easter season a boon to Cadbury: the North Pole of Easter: http://t.co/U3DfmDrZh9
— Upstart Business (@upstartbusiness) April 17, 2014
Earthquakes, blood moon, new "earth like" planet. Sorry folks but the end is nigh.
— josh groban (@joshgroban) April 17, 2014
Turns out when you engage with a brand, you’re actually getting married, and there’s no opportunity for a divorce. Also, they own you.
— Glenn Fleishman (@GlennF) April 17, 2014
Just received 1st ever Klout perk I might use—advance screener of an upcoming Hulu show. Good strategy: more media as reward for media use!
— Garance Franke-Ruta (@thegarance) April 17, 2014
Noticed a Family Dollar is being built down the street from my house. Not sure if that's good or bad for my neighborhood.
— Jarvis Holliday (@HollidayInk) December 19, 2013
You think winter has moved on. Then you wake up and discover his underwear hanging on the bannister and his dirty boots in the doorway.
— David Gaider (@davidgaider) April 17, 2014
When you finish explaining something, avoid asking "does this make sense?" — instead reframe with positive tone.
— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) April 17, 2014
.@Yahoo You guys shoulda hired me as COO. I woulda failed for 1/4 of that price.
— MarketPlunger (@MarketPlunger) April 17, 2014
Can u change the 5 day turnaround to 1 day for me just this once said the account manager for the hundredth time this year so far!!!
— Happy Fairy (@HappyJoyfairy) April 15, 2014
Yay for colleagues who push you to be better at what you do. How rare. <3
— supertramp (@triccie) April 17, 2014
Just heard a great quote with regards learning ..."you are not born intelligent - you are born capable"
— Mark Owen (@markjowen) April 15, 2014
i just said killer feature to someone. I must be drunker than I thought I wasn't.
— Jimmy Jacobson (@jimmyjacobson) April 17, 2014
Positive labor & management relations don't just happen, they need effort behind them and regular attention. Doing that today.
— Capt. Russ Reinhart (@rrHBPD) April 16, 2014
"[G+] isn't ...a social media platform ... [it's] an identity platform ...connect[ing] our different devices & web services" - exactamundo
— David C. Minchala (@daveminchala) April 15, 2014
When stressed by a situation(s), take a moment to think whether you will even remember this event in 5 years.
— Google Tips (@Thegooglefactz) April 16, 2014
Let's calm down about sliced bread.
— Greg Dorris (@GregDorris) April 17, 2014
Contact targeted website owners directly to publish your content.
— Cheryl Heppard (@CherylHeppard) April 17, 2014
Authentic leaders change the circumstances before the circumstances force them to change.
— Steve Keating CSE (@LeadToday) April 17, 2014
Chipotle says "harsh weather" did not affect Q1 sales. That's ok, it affected everyone else
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) April 17, 2014
Ain't nothin' wrong with going to Kinko's on a bad day and printing out 500 pictures of a baby turtle eating mashed potatoes.
— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) April 16, 2014
Reporting spam is the closest I will come to stoping a crime.
— Jamie Kilstein (@jamiekilstein) April 17, 2014
My daughter just said she thought I was smart as a cheetah. R cheetah's smart? I should know that. O God, I'm not as smart as a cheetah
— The Sklar Brothers (@SklarBrothers) April 15, 2014
Passover traffic is the best. Only took 25 min to get to work.
— Emily Murray (@EmilyMurray) April 15, 2014
just misspelled "successful" which describes perfectly where i'm at
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) April 15, 2014
said it before & i'll say it again; i want nike to sponsor a zoo. i wanna see all the animals in dope kicks. call me a visionary or whatever
— natalie mooney (@nataliejmooney) April 15, 2014
They'll never tax thinking. It wouldn't raise enough money.
— Brett Arends (@BrettArends) April 14, 2014
Fonzie goes to a CPAYYYYY to get his taxes done.
— Brandon Gutermuth (@UNTRESOR) April 15, 2014
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