Stuart's Take

Guess what? America is hardly a soccer nation, but it is America which is leading the charge, with arrests and indictments of the people who run the sport world-wide. Question: what will Putin do, if they take the 2018 world cup away from Russia?


We’re going to call the IRS the gang that couldn't shoot straight, unless they're going after the tea party. Another mess: hackers break into their computers. They now have valuable information on you.


Spam goes organic! Well, hold on, they've bought an organic food company. Heaven forbid they mess with spam. I was raised on it, and look at me!.